Okay, it's no secret that I really want a pair of Google Glass. And recently I even got an email from Google about being moved off the waiting list and if I was interested they were inviting me to purchase a pair. 

Purchase. A. Pair.

That's $1,500 if you didn't know.

Obviously, I don't have this money. And I'm still hoping someone will offer to GIVE me a pair for FREE. But in the meantime, I'll giggle over this flow chart.