Showing posts with label Netflix. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Netflix. Show all posts

Thursday, June 9, 2011

The Parking Lot Movie


Title: The Parking Lot Movie

Type: documentary

Netflix Synopsis: Over the course of three years, filmmaker Meghan Eckman tracked the comings and goings of a solitary parking lot in Charlottesville, VA., chronicling the lives of the attendants who where working there. This inspiring documentary is the result. Hanging tough as they navigate the range of human emotion--from hope to frustration, from a sense of limitless possibilites to stagnation--the film's subjects embody the pursuit of the American Dream.

What I Thought: This is another documentary, like The King of Kong, I was coerced into watching. I was proven wrong when I said a film about a parking lot couldn't possibly be worthwhile. I don't even know how to explain it besides saying that it is utterly amazing. This is what happens when you put a bunch of highly educated young adults in an often desolate environment and let them go wild. It will make you wish you could work as a parking attendant.

Rating:  / 5

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

5 Things To Do When Netflix Streaming Is Down

After eating dinner tonight, I was devastated to find out that Netflix.com was down. All I wanted to do tonight was stream episodes of Lost that I've already watched more times than I can count while laying in bed eating powdered sugar doughnut holes. But since the universe hates me, my plans have been thrown out the window.


So over the last few hours, I've been trying to find something that can fill the void left in the absence of Netflix Streaming...

  1. Refresh Netflix.com. I tried this a few hundred times over the course of an hour and was unsuccessful at changing its fate.
  2. Pretend you don't care. Watch something else. After becoming so accustomed to Netflix Life, I wasn't too sure what cable programming had to offer these days. Needless to say, everything sucks and Glee was a rerun. But I was able to kill 20 minutes looking for my TV remote.
  3. Browse Tumblr. This tactic can keep you busy for a long time but just when you're incredibly entertained by memes, the Tumbeasts will attack... then you will be lonely once again.
  4. Go outside and see the light of day. Too bad it's nighttime other wise this would have been a viable option.
  5. Do something productive. Do your homework or some laundry. Clean your house. Cook dinner. Pay your bills. However, no matter how much you get done it will seem insignificant compared to TV show marathon you previously had planned.
I hope one, or more, of my suggestions helped you survive the Netflix Streaming Blackout of 2011. I would love for you to share your stories of how you survived this tragedy by leaving a comment below!

Sunday, February 20, 2011

The King of Kong

Name:  The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters

Type:  documentary

Netflix Synopsis:  When Steve Wiebe got laid off, he turned to the classic arcade game Donkey Kong for solace; soon, he decided to challenge Billy Mitchell's long-standing record score.  So began the bitter rivalry that lies at the heart of this curiously compelling documentary. Providing a history of competitive video gaming and a look at some of the key players, The King of Kong is its best when revealing just how Mitchell will go to retain his crown.

What I Thought:  At first, I did not want to watch this film at all but I was coerced so I did.  In the beginning I just thought it was so funny how serious these people where about video games. I thought I was in for a good laugh. As the movie went on, I became so involved and invested in Steve Wiebe's life. You will quickly turn "Team Wiebe" and start rooting for the take-down of the evil Billy Mitchell. There are surprises around every corner. The suspense will kill you. Worth watching!

Rating:  / 5

Monday, January 10, 2011

Monsturd

I know I usually just review documentaries but I think I might broaden the topic so I can include some other the other films I've watched that deserve attention (especially B-horror movies, which are a passion of mine).


Title:  Monsturd

Type:  B-horror

Year:  2003

Netflix Synopsis:  Serial killer Jack Schmidt is a fugitive who has the police and FBI hot on his trail.  After being cornered and wounded by law enforcement authorities, he falls into a sewage tunnel where the chemical company Dutech has also been dumping its toxic waste.  The poisonous mixture of feces and chemicals mysteriously transforms Jack into a part-human, part-feces monster who sets out on a deadly rampage.

What I Thought:  Keep this in mind: I love B-horror movies.  I watch them religiously so I know what should and should not be considered.  The premise of this movie should have been my first indication that it was a joke.  B-horror movies are usually low-budget movies but this one was a NO budget movie and it showed.  It seemed to have been filmed with a cell phone camera and was editing using Windows Movie Maker.  It even included the cheesy scene transitions.  Once I got used to the shady camera work, I realized what a train wreck the plot was also!  First off, it's a frame story told by a 9-year-old girl to her father as a bedtime story.  Then you've got bad guys running around, companies spilling toxic waste into the sewer and poop being smeared on the walls of bathrooms everywhere.  Nothing went logically together.  I got a headache from trying to keep up and having to watch the shakey camera shots so I gave up after 20ish minutes.  I don't wish that 20 minutes on my biggest enemy.

Rating:   / 5 (the 1 star was just for effort)

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Between the Folds


Title:  Between the Folds

Type:  documentary

Netflix Synopsis:  Filmmaker Vanessa Gould takes you on a provocative odyssey into the mesmerizing world of modern origami, where artists and scientists use the ancient art form to craft works of delicate beauty and to model cutting-edge mathematical theories.  Pushing the envelope of origami to include caricatured portraits and elaborate abstract designs, these experts examine how paper folding can reveal the profound connection between art, science and philosophy.

What I Thought:  Incredible.  I saw things in this movie that I would have never imagined possible.  Origami is created by just folding paper--no cutting, no taping, no gluing.  No addition.  No subtraction.  Just folding.  There are two sides taken in this documentary: those who believe in an organic way of folding and those to believe in strict techniques.  Some believe that no two pieces should ever look the same and that there is no pattern.  How the paper is folded should be inspired by the moment.  Others take mathematical approaches to folding.  Scientists, mathematicians, biologists, engineers.  There are even students at MIT studying folding and the capacity of a piece of paper.  I still just can't even get over this film.  I figured it would just cover the history and its importance in Asian cultures but it's so much more than that.

One of the paper folders featured created the music video for The Format's The Compromise.

Rating:   /  5

Welcome to Macintosh


Title:  Welcome to Macintosh: The Documentary for the Rest of Us

Type:  documentary

Netflix Synopsis:  Written and directed by filmmakers Robert Baca and Josh Rizzo, this entertaining documentary delves into the world of Apple Inc., the groundbreaking company responsible for, among other things, the iMac, the iPod and the iPhone.  With interviews from a variety of industry insiders, Baca and Rizzo chronicle the history of the Steve Jobs/Steve Wozniak-founded corporation and track the meteoric growth of the Mac phenomenon.

What I Thought:  As a Mac fangirl with a new obsession with watching documentaries, I was really excited to watch my first Apple documentary but I was really let down.  The film completely falls short of what I had expected.  All the interviews were with people who don't matter (as far as I'm concerned)--no Jobs, no Wozniak--however, they did interview the original 3rd co-founder.  Everything was really repetitive and annoying.  Although this was made in 2008, all the stories told date back to the 80s.  All recent news and relevant stories are ignored.  To be honest, I didn't even finish watching it in its entirety.

Rating:   / 5

Monday, January 3, 2011

The September Issue


Title:  The September Issue

Type:  documentary

Netflix Synopsis:  Director R.J. Cutler's documentary offers a rare look inside Vogue as the fashion magazine's influential editor, Anna Wintour, and creative director, Grace Coddington, produce the highly anticipated September issue.  Cutler captures the demanding creative process in action for nine months, following perfectionist Wintour and stylist Coddington as they attend fashion week in Europe, endless photo shoots and intense staff meetings.

What I Thought:  Definitely not "the real Devil Wears Prada." Anna wasn't half as cut throat as I had expected, unless she was keeping it all in so she didn't look as ruthless as Miranda Priestly.  There were times when Anna would walk all over Grace... but maybe Grace just needs to stand up for herself--she's an amazing creative director.  What I liked is how they show that Anna starts nearly every trend and she collaborates with department stores and designers to get her vision of the next big thing across.  It's interesting to see where and how trends start.  Everything we wear and everything we like is probably because of Anna.

Rating:  / 5

Thursday, December 23, 2010

What Would Jesus Buy?


Title:  What Would Jesus Buy?

Type:  documentary

Netflix Synopsis:  Taking on rampant American consumerism with a focus on Christmas shopping, the Rev. Billy (Bill Talen) and the Church of Stop Shopping go on a cross-country journey to save citizens from the Shopocalypse in this hilarious documentary produced by Morgan Spurlock.  Reminding shoppers of the true meaning of Christmas, Reverend Billy exorcises demons at Wal-Mart's headquarters and preaches his message at the Mall of America and Disneyland.

What I Thought:  First off, this man is a nutter.  Completely insane.  However, he is quite the entertainer.  I completely disagreed with everything he said and did and yet I could take my eyes off the screen.  Rev. Billy sings and dances and preaches to get his message across to shoppers and all I could think was that I wish he was around my town on Black Friday.  I would have welcomed his entertainment while I waited hours in line in the freezing cold.  As for the Church of Stop Shopping, I'm convinced that all those people were just along for the ride so they could have a good laugh at Billy's expense.  Although it is listed as a social, cultural, and political documentary, I watched it as a comedy.

Rating:   /  5

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