Today I posted this on Craigslist.com:

WANTED: Personal assistant to help a college senior struggling to find time for her academic life as well as her internet life. The assistant’s responsibilities would include, but are not limited to: organization of the employer’s life, scheduling (of homework, appointments, and internet responsibilities), writing dictated materials (blogs, tweets, e-mail, etc), and select domestic duties. Assistant must be proficient with a Mac and have a vast understanding of iLife, blogs, Twitter, Facebook, podcasts and be all around technologically savvy. Excellent writing and grammar skills are a must. Flexible with days and hours as long as 9 hours are worked during any 3 days of the week. Pay is semi-negotiable. You can gladly use the position for any college “internship” requirement, however it is not guaranteed that your college/university will approve. Please do not apply if you do not own (or are not willing to purchase) an internet ready smart phone.

I wrote this want ad because I am in desperate need of a personal assistant and in an ideal, fantasy world I would have one.

On top of being a senior in college, I have far too many projects going on. But I love them all so there’s no way I’m about to give any of them up for some silly free time.

Besides my 18 credit hour school schedule and all the studying that comes with it… I run three blogs–my personal one, Wattlebird and four815162342. I am a co-host of a podcast called Girly Nerdy Goodness. I am an avid blogger and Tweeter and Facebook junkie. I send no less than 5,000 texts per month. I live in a two-bedroom townhouse with a roommate, which requires an endless amount of chores. And I am maintaining a long-distance relationship.

People say that I have too much on my plate. But the truth is, if I’m not this busy I’ll go crazy. I love the fast-pace, hectic lifestyle that I have been building up the last few years and I have no intention on changing it. To better cope, I’m just going to have to hire someone to help me.

Craigslist doesn’t allow the posting of unpaid positions so I listed pay for my assistant as “semi-negotiable.” And by semi-negotiable I mean, it’s unpaid. If Craigslist allowed it, I’d just call it an “unpaid internship” and students would be lining up for the job! Nothing says “resume builder” better than some slave labor!

Is there a such thing as “off-the-record” these days? These days of Twitter, Facebook, blogs, and the yearning of people across the country to be the next Perez Hilton?

Technically, you could say yes. Technically, someone can say “this is off-the-record”. But technically, someone’s off-the-record statement can be read by millions of people within minutes these days.

I’m assuming that in today’s information age that everyone is already aware of the Kayne West/Taylor Swift tussle at the MTV VMAs last night. I feel that it is safe to say that everyone knows about it because even President Obama had something to say about it.

According to Politico:

ABC’s Terry Moran set the Twitter-sphere all aflutter when he wrote:

We’ve reached out to Moran and will update this post when we learn more.

Now, an ABC spokesperson explains to POLITICO what happened:

“In the process of reporting on remarks by President Obama that were made during a CNBC interview, ABC News employees prematurely tweeted a portion of those remarks that turned out to be from an off-the-record portion of the interview. This was done before our editorial process had been completed. That was wrong. We apologize to the White House and CNBC and are taking steps to ensure that it will not happen again.”

The White House had no immediate comment.

Whether it is because someone doesn’t have high journalistic ethics or because some guy is too stupid to use common sense, everything you say has a possibility of making it to print (or to tweet). This is just more proof that “off-the-record” is a thing of the past… just like dinosaurs and newspapers.

I’m sorry Obama but I do not feel sorry for you. What’s said is said and if it is remotely interesting enough it will make it to the internet. And if it is really interesting it will be tweeted as you speak.