Monday, November 21, 2011

Tom, you are not the father!

If you haven't already, you need to watch this video which features a segment from an aired episode of Maury.

Poor Shannon is on the show so Maury and his fancy DNA tests can confirm that her boyfriend, Joe, that he is the father of her baby. Joe says he cannot be the father due to the baby's light skin, hair and blue eyes. "Two cats can't produce a dog," is how he puts it.

Good thing joe knows who the daddy is! The daddy is Tom Anderson. Yes, the creator of Myspace is the baby daddy!

How did he figure out that Tom is the father, you ask? Well Joe did some Myspace snooping and he discovered that Tom was Shannon's first friend on Myspace AND her only white friend. It all makes perfect sense!

Just watch the video. It's hilarious and I'm pretty sure the ending is not a big surprise...


Myspace Tom has been a great sport about this whole thing. He keeps joking around about it but he wants to make sure everyone got the big message: Tom is not the father!

I just hope Joe learned something from all of this... like how one of the most popular social networking websites works, how dominant/recessive genes and genetics works, and what it's like to be a baby daddy!

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